Original Cast of Superman III Found Alive in Zoo
Mike Schipper in Santa Monica



The evil trio who tried to bring about the end of the world and give gastroenteritis to every person on the planet in the film Superman III (that's 'three'), have been found working in a zoo in Santa Monica.

The 1984 film starring Christopher Reeve (before his accident), gave leading roles to Nicolas Cage (far right), Annie Lennox (centre) and Andy Parsons (far left). They always pose for pictures according to their political beliefs. The film was so successful that the studio has yet to allow the actors to step out of character.

A spokesman for the zoo said the three actors were helping the zoo develop more exciting shows. They are doing extensive work with the zoo's biggest creature, a 'liger', which is a cross a between a lion and a tiger. It's not, as some experts originally believed, a cross between a lemon and a tiger. Neither is it a cross between a lemon and Rod Steiger, which scientists believe would look like this:



The first show the stars have developed sees them feeding the liger milk from a baby's bottle for two hours, then they leave. 'We want to see how this goes before adding new parts to the act', said the spokesman.

At the end of the film Superman was able to defeat the megalomaniacs by feeding them each a morsel of Fidel Castro. This sudden attack of 'Castroenteritis' of course neutralised their evil ability to transmit 'gastroenteritis' between humans, and thus the world was saved.
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